Sunshine Says 3/28/2012

Sunshine here! I have lots of questions to answer... I'm going to do them in the order that I got them. One every Wednesday. The first one is from  my friend Toby who has retired to the state of NJ within the past year. Clearly he needs help figuring out this retirement thing.

Dear Sunshine,

Toby wants to know why you like flip flops?   Is this something he should look into??

 

Toby,

Only some flip flops are yummy! My Mommy's aren't too tasty while her BF's are deeeelicious! The key to good flip flop munching is to be like a ninja. If you can sneak them out from under someone while they are watching TV you have reached ninja status. Oh the rubbery bottoms make the best feeling against your toofers. That coupled with the smelly fabric tops make them blissful. The best way to use them is to chew on the top part first and remove that annoying thong piece.  Once you have that piece out of the way you can really chew with the whole side f your mouth! The best place to chew is right in the middle of the big bed. That way the humans can admire your work as you crash from exhaustion on the squishy mattress.

Good Luck my friend! Make sure you let me know if you can ever reach ninja status. It take LOTS of work to get there. Don't worry if the humans yell, they are just amazed at your awesomeness!