Sunshine,
Why do greyhounds sleep in such silly and unciomfortable positions? My Boy Luka will lay on the ciouch with his head hanging over opractically touching the floor. Doesn't that hurt your neck?
Dear Luka's Mommy,
Us greyhounds are taught at an early age that this is the best sleeping position! It helps keep our bendy necks nice and limber, unlike those chicken necks we love to eat. Think about it, when we lay like that where does all the blood in our bodies go? It helps make our brains smarter! Also why we roach... Our legs don't need to be smart! Having smart legs will never reliably get you cookies. Some humans like to put pillows or stuffies under our heads while we sleep. Leave us alone! Unless we want pillows you will get the stink eye for waking us up and for interfering with our brian marinating. If you do this enough and the stink eye doesn't work we have a plan to try and befreind those kitties that have a plot to get rid of all the humans.
Sunshine I think your brain marinated too long! lol
ReplyDeleteI know! I'm a super smart pupper!
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