Mommy and bf went to dinner, so I decided to just take a taste to see what was in the trash can. Inconsiderate humans has the can on the counter in the bathroom.
Took some effort, but I was able to see what was in there! I'm talented like that. I finished up and couldn't leave! The bathroom door was closed and I was locked in.
I didn't even have a cushy bed! So I got inventive and ripped apart the dirty close bag. It took forever to chew through! I was able to get a cushy bed though.
After the humans came home they let me out and I jumped on the bed and whined for 5 minutes to tell them all about it.
I'm so smart!
Several things wrong with this post.
ReplyDelete1. Who left the trash in the bathroom with the door open????
2. You didnt mention her playing dress up with your makeup
3. What did she say in her 5 minutes of ranting at you
It was just a bunch of whining! LOL Telling me about all the horrors of her stint of entrapment. I thought she was too tired to move!
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