Sunshine,
I'm a good boy and i'm training my humans well but I have a question about
human training. See, they have these things they lay around on. There's a
big thing upstairs (I rock at stairs now) and a smaller thing downstairs.
They seem to want me to *leave the ground* and "jump" (i don't know what
that word means at all) up there with 'em. Don't they know it's all high
up in the air and stuff and I really like the ground cuz it's all firm and
doesn't squish or move like them things they lay on. Anyway, i'm trying to
train my humans to figure out how to help me like being all high up off the
ground (*shudder*) and on these things. I'm not sure i really wanna, but
they do get all goofy and silly when i put my front paws on them.
Sometimes they even give me a treat! I suppose I should try to make them
happy cuz they learn their tricks so well. All i have to do is show them
my tummy and they rub it! it only took them like 2 days to learn that
one!
Signed,
Pepper
Expert Human Trainer
Hi Pepper! It's so hards to be a expert human trainers! Congradulations! Yous need ta get wif da programs. Dose big beds and couches are sooooooo squishy and nice. It a luxary and knot scarys. Your wells on yours way iffen dey are alreadys given yous treats fur putting dows paws up dere. Your next step is to try and habs dem lift yous up der and gibs you lots of numnums. After dat for a bits you can hop up yourselfs and demand da numnums. Next will be getting dem to gibs you cookies for roaching and gettins da belly rubs while on the soft couches and big bed. Savor des time. Once da humans are used to seeing you on da cushiness dey will stop givens numnums all da times for it. Guds luck! and habs fun eating does numnums. Neber stop training does humans
Sunshine
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