Dear Ms. Sunshine:
We have a nice lady who comes during the day to let us out in the backyard. But me and Wynn won't potty until Mom comes home, even if that is much later at night. It's just how we roll, ya know. The two golden retrievers who live with us have no dignity. They always just go potty for anyone. The mid-day lady sends our mom texts that say goldens 2, greyhounds 0. Do we need to rethink our approach? Mom does not seem to appreciate that we wait to pee until she comes home.
Calista and Wynn
Hello my fellow pups! One fing I habs learned abouts da pottying is it es bery bery important! Momma says it tooks me ober a year to be potty trained , but I fink she's beings dramatic. I'm too smart for it to takes dat long! You need to train your humans a wittle bettah.
Rulez #1 no pottying unless you cans see da sky!
Rulez#2 Cookies! Yous needs to train your humans to gibs you cookies as soon as you pee! Dis works bettah iffen dey gibs you a cookie outside right after. Otherwise da humans might forget abouts it after you get back into da house. Momma gibs us cookies once we gets back into da house but we stand at da cookies for a long time to reminds her iffen she forgets.
Rulez #3 Don't be scared to potty for da strangers. Ober da years we habs to learn to potty for oder peoples. We always potty da best for da Momma, but as ong as da ober peoples are trainable ta gibs us cookies we can work wit it!
Rulez # 4 Yous might want ta teach da humans to have a potty words to remind you to go. Sometimes we goes out in da yard and gets too caught ups wif da smells. Da wind brings da gd stuffs! Momma will stand outs dere and tells us "You need to go now" and "Find a spot" She will tells us dat eben iffen we don't habs to go we habs to squeeze some drops out to get da cookies!
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