Dear Miss Sunshine, I am a young pupper with
an OLD sister who does not play. I stand in front of her and bark and bark
at her, but all she does is lay there on the sofa ignoring me and
pretending to sleep. Sometimes I even get right in her face to try and get
her attention. Then she gets irritated with me and snaps her teeth at me.
All I want her to do is play with me a little bit. How do I get her lazy
self up off the sofa to play with me? I love to play ball and tug-o-war.
Please reply quick, fast, and in a hurry as patience is not one of my
virtues.
Thank you :)
E. A. Poe
Hello Poe! Sounds liks your sister is noooo funs! Yous wants to be careful iffen she gots big toofers. She coulds eats you! Mah big sister used to yells at me all da time! So touchy! Yelling when a bumped her, stepped on her, tried to cuddle, jumping up and down. She wuz grouchy!
You gots tooo options. Number one is to waits it outs. Mah big sister didn't stops being grouchies for almost free years! It wuz foreber! Now she sometimes plays and neber reallys yells. She slowly helping me impress Mommy with bof of our awesomness brains.
Da secooond option is to get another sibling! Habs your Mommy gets a more fun sister to play wif you or maybes a fun brofer to play? Da more puppies in da home da bettah! Start whining for a new friend.
Goods luck mah friend Poe!
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