Dear Miss Sunshine,
I got an owie at doggie camp this past weekend on my footie. Ouch! So now
Daddy is playing veter-binarian and keeps puttin stuff on it and then
puttin a BABY SOCK on my foot! How do I convince him not to?
Yur Pal,
Bogey Monster
Hi Bogey! Mommy calls me a Monster too! Almost eberyday! It all depends on the siveritys of your booboos. If dey arr teeny tiny booboos den you just keep ripping da sock off! Gis chew frooo the bottom of da sock wif dose toofers. Dat way your Daddy canknot use da sock again. Once you hab da socks off never lick and chew da booboo. Dis will teach da humans dat eberyfing heals faster wit jus leaving it alone wif da airs hitting it.
Iffen you have a really really bads booboos you needs to leave it alone! Booboos dat gets infected make da Daddy's shove icky icky pills in yo moufs! Once I had a big bad booboos and my skins on mah toes and paw had to grow back! Mama kept putting yummy honey on it eberyday and I would lay supah still on teh bed and chew on da towel while she bandaged it! Momma still has holes in dat towel and it's now foreber MINE.
Now Mr Bogey, How do you gets your Daddy to take yous to doggie camp? Are dere scary humans der? Any small scary screaming doggies? I fink I want to go play at doggie camp...
Roo Sunshine! I's just saw you's question abouts camp. Doggie camp is rootastic! I's habb so much fun der! And deys lubb me lots and lots. Da udder doggies is fun to be fwends wiff and stuff, but da humans is da bestest! I have a fan club at doggie camp :o) Once when I was arriving and was out doing some business wiff mommy, daddy had gone in to get me checked in and he heard one obs the peoples dat work der callin on da radio dat "Bogey's Here! Yayyy!" She is one ob dem humans dat takes me for "nature walks" and hangs out wiff me during group play. You shud try it, I bet you'd like it. Just be sure deys take you to a fun one, not some crappy one.
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Lubbs,
Bogey Monster.
PS. all my owies is all heeled up now. Is good to be healfy again.
I'ma glad your all betters. Boos boos are NO fun. Sounds like der are lobs of humans at da Doggie Camps. I might be too askeereded to go. Momma saya I'm getting braver eberyday.
ReplyDeleteWe wents to a nuu park last night and der were screaming men playings wiff da soccer ball. Ober yells men playing wiff a boucny scary basketball. Den dere was a man and da lady yelling ats each other in a truck in da parking lots. Why do strangers habs to be so skerry? Mah sister Rainy was whining ats da people in da truck. She wuz tellings den to shut up and grows up. Momma says dey were kidz who might grows up in anober 10 years.
Maybe next year when I'ms 6 I can go to doggie camp and nots be scareded?