Dear Miss Sunshine, I am in the doghouse for following your instructions. Yesterday I shredded three rolls of bathroom tissue all over the house and chewed up mama's new sandals. What's a puppy to do? I don't want to develop ETS like my big (and mean) sister, Raven.
Please help.
Poe
Poe! Thanks for your question! Humans can be silly. They have trouble expressing their reactions of amazingness, don't worry too much about dem. The shredded toilet paper is not doing much for your chewing muscles! You need to move onto something better. Good move on the sandals! Next try to get a hold of some work boots. Those really work out the muscles! You should also share all this knowledge with your big sister. Maybe she will be less mean to you if she is less self conscious about her ETS. Us puppies all gotta stick together.
Happy chewing!
Sunshine
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