Iggy Styx wants to know why Mommy and Daddy scream “bloody murder” and jump up and down as I scooter my butt accross their clean sheets? Afterall, a Greyhound, even an Italian one such as me must express his or her anal glands somehows!
Styx mah fwiends! Our fat kitty does des. Ares yous twying to be a kitty? Mah bigs sister Rainy used to haves anal gland booboos wen she habs da sad belly from allergies. Iffen yous don't habs allergies, maybes yous humans needs to gibs you more fibers? Green beans! Nums! Tries to habs your humans gibs you some ob dems in yours foods. Or you can tries to trains yours humans to empty dose fings for yous. butt eatings to fixed it is so much funners!
Yous don't weely wants to sleeps on dose sheets at nights! Obs course iffen you sleeps somewheres else at night den it's ok ta do dat dere! Always rememebrs yours Momma and Daddy iz not yelling at yous. Dey are yelling in amazements of your awesomeness! Yous should always dance arounds in celebrations wen dey do dat.
Your fwiend Sunshine
What's wrong with your parents, Styx? Self expression should be encouraged by all parents!
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