Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Super Scary Guard Dog

Scene from last night around 8:30pm

DBF as he climbs the stairs : Honey do you know anyone by the name of  **** *****

Me as I'm in bed reading: No.... why?

DBF: That's who's prints were all over our broken into cars. Police have a picture of him and everything

Me: How did you find this out?

DBF: Neighbor just came over knocked on the door and told me. The police called and told her

Me *looks at the roaching Sunshine plastered next to me and tickle her belly*: Darn worthless guard dog!

Sunshine *wakes up and twitches over to look at me*: Morning Mom! Whatarewedoingnow?

*Sigh* We need a Rottweiler!

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