Sunshine Says 7/18/2012

Dear Sunshine,

I have a problem. I like to eat. I like to eat anything. I like kibble,snacks, vegetables, mulch, dirt and everything else. I have yet to turn away anything that Mom gives me or I find on the ground. You would think she would be happy that I am not a picky eater and include ruffage in my diet. She actually calls me chubby!! What is that all about??? I am actually very sexy. The problem I am having is that she is stopping me from snacking on certain things.

So I guess here is my question. I like to snack on poop occasionally. I
mean isnt that good??? Its nutritious, low calorie, free and comes in many
varieties. I will sometimes snack on mine and Shaina's poop in the yard but
not often because she watches me like a hawk and besides that it doesnt
have a much different flavor then our food. What I really like to snack on
is other pups poop that I find out our walks. Theirs taste much different
than ours and have better flavor. She yells at me all the time so I dont do
it when I'm with her but our dog walker is a softie so I can get a few bites
in before she notices.
What is your opinion on poop?
Toby

Hello Toby!

You're doing it wrong! Never eat other dogs poop! Your supposed to roll in that! Makes you smell soooooo sexy! You know you're really good at it when you can wiggle down into a pile while your mommy is in the yard. Takes talent!

The poop that is ment to be eaten is kitty poop, it's nice and crunchy! Helps scrub those toofers! Bunny poop are little morsels of heaven.  Fox poop is ok to eat but I prefer to roll in that too. Deer poop is rarely found, but if you can find it you have hit the jackpot! I guess on your walks your mommy is thinking all the poop is doggy poop. Doesn't she know that the other mommies pick all that up?? You should be allowed to munch on all the other poops with no issues! Enjoy all those flavors!

If all the munching is making you too 'fluffy' just do some extra zoomies and practice jumping a bit more to build those muscles up. You muscles need to be fed lots of yummies. The more muscles you have the more you can eat.

Happy poop munching!

Sunshine